like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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