i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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