That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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