Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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