Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
one might say we're banned from that church
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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