Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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