butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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