every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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