"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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