would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My brain says no but my pants say off.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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