they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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