So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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