Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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