the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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