What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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