would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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