Its about making memories worth repressing
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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