we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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