I smell stomach acid.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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