first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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