cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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