I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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