I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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