If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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