No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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