I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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