I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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