Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's blow job season.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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