I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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