sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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