thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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