im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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