Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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