i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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