everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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