whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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