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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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