i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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