just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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