Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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