It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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