Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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