I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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