I need help removing her.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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