My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.