Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??