and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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