Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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