we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have tasted many bathrooms
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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