the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
When are your genitals available?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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