we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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