I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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