I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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