Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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