windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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