I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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