sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and she was petting her beer can
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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